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The Tattoo Fish

• By Luke
• 30 December, 2012
• 1 Comment

A groundbreaking find in New Zealand’s lesser populated West Coast earlier this week. A find that has shaken the fish world to its very foundations, and cracked open the prospect of many more new species to be found.

The new fish, known to philanderers as the ‘Tattoo Fish’, has been found on the chest of an Englishman found stranded 11,000 miles away from his native homeland.

There is a certain amount of speculation surrounding the discovery of the fish, as reports suggest that those involved in the find were still in the throws of post-Christmas ecstasy – with some claiming intoxication of the liquid variety.

Local miscreant discovers new species

The fish has interesting defense mechanisms to ensure its existence in the world – A sharp burning pain when in contact with skin, leaving a permanent inky scar that some claim may lead to regret in later life.

One thing’s for sure, this little fishy ain’t going anywhere anytime soon.